Summary of "Alexander Hamilton’s Salacious Sex Scandal (feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda) - Drunk History"

Overview

This Drunk History segment retells Alexander Hamilton’s messy sex-and-scandal saga through a hilariously slurred, giggly narrator. After the Revolutionary War setting and rumors that Hamilton wanted to be “president for life,” the episode zeroes in on his affair, the resulting extortion plot, and the infamous Reynolds Pamphlet.

Plot summary

After Yorktown, whispers circulate about Hamilton’s ambitions and personal indiscretions.
James Reynolds is arrested for unrelated crimes and, while being questioned, blurts out Hamilton’s involvement.
To clear his financial reputation, Hamilton publishes the Reynolds Pamphlet — an act framed in the episode as an embarrassing overshare that humiliates him publicly.

Tone and comic beats

The segment leans heavily on the narrator’s drunken delivery and comedic timing: - Slurred, giggly narration with frequent memory gaps and asides. - Broad physical and visual comedy (people about to “punch each other in the face”). - The Reynolds Pamphlet is presented as an over-the-top confession, compared by the narrator to a salacious magazine letter:

“Dear Penthouse” — an overshare that “vomits information all over them.”

Quick throwaway jokes (e.g., Burr “squashes the duel”) and recurring callbacks that keep the pace brisk.

Celebrity cameos and meta moments

Lin‑Manuel Miranda appears and even riffs on the Hamilton song “History Has Its Eyes On You,” adding a musical wink to the chaos.
A character receives a text from Questlove: “You did Drunk History?” — a brief, amusing piece of celebrity spice.

Characters referenced

Alexander Hamilton (subject)
James Reynolds (extortionist)
Aaron Burr (referenced)
Lin‑Manuel Miranda (guest/cameo)
Questlove (mentioned / texts)
The drunk narrator (storyteller)

Notable lines and images

“Dear Penthouse” (comparison for the Reynolds Pamphlet)
“vomits information all over them” (narrator’s depiction of the pamphlet’s explicit detail)
People about to “punch each other in the face”
Burr “squashes the duel”