Female Gooners Must Be Stopped

Quick recap

This video skewers the recent BookTok craze for dark/monster romance (aka “romanty” or “smut”), using Morning Glory Milking Farm — a bestselling novel about a broke millennial who gets a job milking giant minotaurs — as the prime example of how wild the genre has gone.

Main plot / setup

The host reads and mocks Morning Glory Milking Farm. Premise in brief:

• Violet, a debt‑crushed twenty‑something, takes a job on a farm that milks mythical beasts (minotaurs/bull‑men) to survive.
• She falls into a steamy, bizarre relationship with one of the minotaurs.
• The world still contains modern problems (student loans), while the hero is literally a bull‑man with a nose ring; the text contains grotesque, explicit imagery that the host repeatedly riffs on.

Example lines the host mocks:

“the seam of his sack,” “my hooves will tear up your sheets,” and slimy bovine kissing.

Highlights, jokes and reactions

The host alternates between incredulous mockery and pointed cultural jokes:

• Hilarious disbelief at literal bovine sex scenes — repeated jokes like “he’s a cow,” and mockery of clopping hooves and “slimy tongue.”
• A roasted dinner scene that parodies the genre’s power‑dynamic fantasy: “I’m in a position to comfortably spoil someone… end of story.”
• A callout of the split fantasy inside many women: the independent “girlboss” versus the submissive romantic fantasy.
• Ridiculous Amazon recommendation screenshots after buying the book (used for comic effect): I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend; Cupcakes for My Orc Enemy; Pounded by Produce.

• Comic readings of real fan reviews, e.g.:

  “A milking good time” “This book could kill a Victorian child” “I think I’m lactose intolerant now”

• A critique of men who act shocked at TikTok erotica reads — the host points out the hypocrisy that many of these men have seen much worse porn and are reacting to sex written from female desire (women coming first, emotional/mental arousal).

• Jokes about the quiet nerdy girl being secretly the biggest freak, and about female fantasies being a “guilt‑free slop” because monsters can be dominant without the baggage of real men.
• Closing gag: “the Bullman is a progressive… he voted for Hillary.”

Serious turn: the Sinners & Stardust convention incident

The tone shifts to condemn real‑world boundary violations reported at a recent dark romance convention (Sinners & Stardust). Allegations described by the host include:

• Nonconsensual groping, people being cornered and touched, and attendees experiencing panic attacks.
• Reports that AirTags were allegedly used to track attendees.
• Assaults reported against women by other women and performers.
• A reassertion of “cosplay is not consent,” and expressed shock that a book convention could behave worse than some fandom spaces the host frequents.

Analysis / takeaways

The host summarizes why monster romance appeals to many readers and raises concerns about attendant harms.

Why it appeals:

1. Escapism — a way to leave behind everyday problems and responsibilities.
2. Dominance without the baggage of real men — monsters can be desired without real‑world consequences or history.
3. Novelty of nonhuman bodies and “unique genitalia” — the strange/other is erotically interesting.
4. A perceived safe fantasy of being protected, tamed, or owned.

Warnings and harms:

• Cites Ivy Lipton (doctoral candidate in human sexuality) on conditioning and dopamine: repeated fantasies can rewire arousal patterns and potentially normalize eroticization of abuse or nonconsent.
• Strong opinion from the host: fiction and fantasy are fine, but the culture around monster smut and some fan behavior has become unhealthy and boundary‑crossing.
• Closing remark (semi‑tongue‑in‑cheek): “maybe we should starve our hunger for minotaurs.”

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People and personalities who appear / are named or quoted

• The host / narrator — video creator, does readings, jokes, and analysis.
• CM Nuscosta — author of Morning Glory Milking Farm (referenced heavily).
• Animus — friend / musical artist who was allegedly harassed at Sinners & Stardust.
• Ivy Lipton — doctoral candidate in human sexuality (quoted about conditioning and dopamine).
• General groups referenced: BookTok/book‑talk women fans, men reacting to romanty on TikTok, Reddit commenters, and anonymous reviewers/readers whose comments were read aloud.