Kid With A Tragic Backstory…

Summary

A kid repeatedly launches into a dramatic “tragic backstory,” saying his father beat him, he underwent surgery, and his skin is paper while his bones are glass.

People keep interrupting him: first, someone claims that some things are theirs; then others comment on the scary lighting. Finally, one person says they need to use the bathroom, while another insists they’re already pooping and tells them to get out.

Throughout it all, the kid returns to the same sob story, making the repetition itself the joke.

Personalities

• The melodramatic kid: Keeps repeating his tragic backstory.
• The people around him: Interrupt and react to his story.