How to make Nintendium

Overview

The video is a comedic mock-“infomercial” about making “nintendium,” presented entirely in an over-the-top, macho style. It begins with the host, Reggie, praising Nintendo products as “awesome” because they’re supposedly made from pure nintendium—“material of the Gods.”

He jokes that only the most manly men can work with it, claiming it’s so powerful that any woman nearby gets pregnant. Even if the baby would be a boy, the joke continues that it still “gets pregnant” anyway—pushing the absurdity for laughs.

Fake “Production Process” for Nintendium

Reggie then delivers the (clearly ridiculous) “production process”:

1. Go to Mount Olympus
2. Use a massive 200x500 “Carrera marble stone”
3. Sacrifice a bodybuilder in it
4. Wait 500 years
5. The stone becomes “Nintendo”

Brand Jabs and Ongoing Punchlines

The punchlines continue as Reggie contrasts Nintendo with Sony, mocking Sony’s consoles as being made with “stuff” and “pillows,” implying they’re softer or less legitimate.

He also claims Chuck Norris called and begged to advertise nintendium, but won’t be allowed because he’s “not cool enough” for Reggie’s standards.

What Makes It Funny

The humor largely comes from:

• Deliberately ridiculous mythology (Olympus, gods, “material of the Gods”)
• Extreme “ingredients” and steps (marble, bodybuilder sacrifice, 500-year waiting)
• Macho competitive jabs at other brands
• Exaggerated delivery in a classic closing style (“Reggie out”)

Personalities in the Video

• Reggie Fe (host/performer; likely a parody of Reggie Fils-Aimé)