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I watched Lesbian Space Princess movie and it's terrible

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The video is a rant/review from a viewer who watches all of the “Lesbian Space Princess” movies and rates it a 2/10.

The reviewer’s main through-line is that the film is overly sexual, poorly animated, and padded with jokes and repeated battles. They also argue that the movie tries—at least somewhat—to deliver empowerment lessons, but those moments get repeatedly undercut by constant sexual content and an anticlimactic pacing.

Main Plot (as the Reviewer Describes It)

  • The story follows Xyra, the “princess of Clitopia” (a name the reviewer emphasizes as both “real” and absurd).
  • Xyra is insecure and a shut-in, especially compared to her more adventurous counterpart Kiki.
  • When a woman shows early romantic interest in Xyra, Xyra clings hard. Then Kiki breaks up with her for being boring, triggering a long crying/meltdown montage.
  • Kiki goes to a sex club very early and openly, after which she’s soon kidnapped by villains the reviewer calls: “the straight, white, malealiens.”
  • The villains want a powerful magical weapon called the La Prince, which only the princess can summon.
  • Xyra travels through space to rescue Kiki, and the reviewer claims she’s also pressured to make Kiki fall back in love with her—while fighting repeated insecurity “battles.”
  • Xyra meets Willow, a goth musician character who helps and encourages her, but also gets hurt when Xyra’s “toxic ex” pattern repeats.
  • The reviewer says the ending/climax is extremely anticlimactic:
    • Xyra ends up giving the La Prince to the villains
    • the weapon fails to work as intended
    • the conflict is essentially resolved when the villains suggest the women date each other—ending with “straight malealiens” dating among themselves

Highlights & Jokes the Reviewer Calls Out

Animation complaints

The reviewer argues the visuals look like YouTube content, including a bizarre hair-placement detail (hair behind eyebrows but in front of eyes).

Nonstop sexual imagery

They describe frequent sexual visuals, including:

  • very early shower nudity
  • later the “weapon comes out of her vagina”
  • even a “penis robot”

Running gag: “kill the lesbian” vs “kill the thespian”

  • The reviewer’s most memorable recurring bit is a joke where someone insists on “kill the lesbian,” which spirals into “thespian” confusion.
  • The reviewer calls it the worst joke in the entire movie.

Villain intro

They find the villain introduction “pretty funny,” especially lines like:

  • “WELCOME TO OUR CAVE”
  • followed by: “That’s our toxic home brew.”

Humor that’s hit-or-miss

The reviewer says villain jokes sometimes land, and they also note:

  • a few “millennial humor” bits
  • occasional laugh-worthy dialogue/scene humor

Wordplay

They mention planet-name wordplay, like “Scooperter”—with a joke that it’s like Jupiter but ice-cream-scoop themed.

Key Reactions / Criticism Themes

  • Sexualization hypocrisy

    • The reviewer argues the film is “extremely sexual” because lesbians are already oversexualized, which they find especially frustrating.

  • Repetitive insecurity battles

    • Xyra’s self-doubt is personified and she fights it multiple times.
    • The reviewer feels it shouldn’t take so long for a 1.5-hour movie.

  • Plot problems / convenience tropes

    • They point out moments where outcomes feel predetermined by writing rather than stakes—such as a cave trap solved immediately because of a ladder.

  • Edgy violence vs narrative seriousness

    • They cite gruesome gore (e.g., intestines/arms, girlfriends getting ripped apart) while also feeling that major conflicts are resolved too quickly or treated unseriously.

  • “Good lesson,” but undermined

    • They praise one message: Xyra/Kiki’s ending frames it as “you don’t owe someone sex just because they helped you,” and Xyra doesn’t reconcile with Kiki.
    • However, they say even that empowerment is sabotaged by constant nudity/sexual content.

What the Reviewer Says the Movie “Learns”

  • Don’t chase people who don’t want you.
  • Help/support isn’t an entitlement to sex.
  • Confidence should come from within, and Willow’s makeover is meaningful—though the reviewer claims it’s ruined by gratuitous sexual exposure.

Personalities Appearing (from the Subtitles)

  • The narrator/reviewer (main speaking voice)
  • Xyra
  • Kiki
  • Willow
  • The villains / “straight, white, malealiens” (group)

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