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Genuinely The Most Useless Player in History πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

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The video is a satirical critique of Manchester United right-back Diogo Dalot, not a recap of a specific match.

The narrator argues that Dalot is often poorly positioned when United concede. They describe his defending as ineffective and his attacking contributions as similarly unhelpful. The commentary jokes that Dalot seems lost on the pitch, makes professional football look attainable to anyone, and leaves United’s centre-backs potentially unable to find their right-back in the area they are defending.

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