Summary of "Bustin' Smarks: Part 7"

Bustin’ Smarks: Part 7

In “Bustin’ Smarks: Part 7,” the video explores the chaotic and often hilarious world of wrestling fan forums. It focuses on the passionate—and sometimes absurd—debates surrounding WWE storylines, wrestlers, and commentary teams. The hosts gleefully roast smarks (smart marks—wrestling fans who treat storylines as real) and their hot takes, highlighting the ridiculousness and contradictions in their arguments.

Main Plot & Highlights

The video opens with a wrestling forum banning a thread about boycotting WWE Raw, humorously portraying the moderator as a “sheriff” aggressively shutting down dissent.
A major debate centers on whether Daniel Bryan beating Brock Lesnar is believable. The hosts mock fans on both sides—some calling it unrealistic, others praising it as a classic David vs. Goliath story. They sarcastically compare Bryan’s “believable” style to legends like Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle, pointing out the irony and exaggeration in fan arguments.
A running joke involves Bryan’s kicks “kicking the [expletive] out of Lesnar’s face,” with the hosts humorously questioning if Bryan can even reach Lesnar’s face.
Fans who insist wrestlers like Cody Rhodes deserve pushes are mocked, especially his mic work and gimmicks such as the “Dashing” and “Undashing” personas.
Paul Heyman is lampooned as a “career killer” despite being a great writer, with the hosts poking fun at his on-screen influence ruining wrestlers’ trajectories.
The commentary team debate is another highlight, with fans divided between Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, JBL, and others like Excalibur and CM Punk. The hosts mock the idea that Cole has “vastly improved,” sarcastically dismissing his announcing skills and knowledge of moves.
The obsessive fandom around CM Punk is ridiculed, calling out his “legend” status as undeserved and mocking his infamous “pipe bomb” promo as overhyped.
A particularly funny segment features a fan’s detailed but boring wrestling persona description, which the hosts mercilessly mock as dull and uninteresting.
Fans who praise Sami Zayn and Neville’s matches are slammed as boring and unremarkable, with jokes that they’d only stand out in cartoons like My Little Pony or Naruto.
The video closes by ridiculing the “martyr” status some fans give to CM Punk, sarcastically celebrating his quitting WWE as a “service” to wrestling fans.

Key Jokes & Reactions

The “Flash boxers” image used to depict the forum moderator.
Repeated mocking of Daniel Bryan’s “kicks” and the idea he could realistically hurt Lesnar.
Sarcastic praise for Cody Rhodes’s eyebrow-plucking gimmick.
Calling Paul Heyman a “career destroyer” despite his backstage role.
The absurdity of Michael Cole’s announcing “improvements” and JBL’s dementia.
The fan who wants to be a wrestler but admits he’d be “boring and dull.”
Comparing wrestling fans’ favorites to characters from children’s cartoons.
Crude humor such as “acne puss mountain” and “raping him” to emphasize disdain for certain wrestlers or fans.

Personalities Mentioned or Appearing

Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar
Cody Rhodes
Paul Heyman
Michael Cole
Jerry Lawler
JBL
CM Punk
Sami Zayn
Neville
Eddie Guerrero
Rey Mysterio
John Cena
Chris Benoit
Kurt Angle

The video is a wild, profanity-laden roast of wrestling fan culture, smark debates, and the often ridiculous nature of wrestling “realism” arguments, all delivered with biting humor and a no-holds-barred attitude.