Kevin & Patrick 9 (Looking)

Summary

Kevin and Patrick swap childhood memories and personal obsessions, then pivot into a fun (and slightly chaotic) brainstorm about making “gay novelty” games.

• Patrick kicks things off with a playful story: whenever his dad’s best friend Tony would pull into the driveway, Patrick would immediately burst into his “favorite solid gold dance moves,” run around the room, and annoy his dad until he was told to “calm down” and stop dancing.
• They bond over early crushes:
  • Patrick admits he had a huge crush on Tony.
  • Kevin shares an obsession with the British boy band Take That and jokes that the band’s “Do What You Like” video—viewed with adult hindsight—is “literally the gayest thing ever,” pointing to the fringe leather jackets and intimate food-rubbing visuals.
• Kevin’s dance routine moment:
  • Kevin reveals he made up a dance routine to the song.
  • He tries to perform it but chickens out in embarrassment.
  • Patrick pushes him to show something else instead: a “booty dance,” which becomes a comedic, teasing beat.
• The conversation becomes a Top Trumps-style game:
  • They start riffing on absurd categories and characters.
  • They especially highlight a ridiculous card featuring “Godzilla in a pink bow tie.”
  • The energy centers on how flexible the game can be—creating increasingly over-the-top “gay” variations.
• A humorous game pitch escalates:
  • Their banter turns into a mock-serious “cage match” of gay archetypes (hot jock vs. drag mother, etc.).
  • They debate whether this kind of novelty game is truly the reason they’re in the industry, suggesting mixed feelings but mostly enjoying the joke.
• A brief personal beat ends the exchange:
  • Patrick jokes that a card/game is “practically rating itself.”
  • Kevin reveals he told friends about them; Patrick says only a few people know.
  • Patrick calls it bad timing and exits to make a phone call.

Notable Jokes / Highlights

• Patrick’s over-the-top “solid gold” dance reaction to Tony arriving.
• Kevin’s “Take That” music video being “the gayest thing ever” in hindsight.
• Kevin nearly performing his self-made dance routine—then backing out.
• The absurd Top Trumps energy, especially Godzilla in a pink bow tie.
• The comedic “gay archetypes” game pitch.

Personalities Featured

• Kevin
• Patrick (including Tony and Patrick’s dad as referenced characters)