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Adobe Is Completely F*cked.

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  • Adobe’s shift from ownership to rent is framed as the core betrayal. The video argues that Adobe once offered “safe” software that users could buy outright and keep for years. Since 2013 (with Creative Suite 6 described as the last “owned” version), Adobe shifted to Creative Cloud subscriptions. Leaving is portrayed as costly and painful, converting customers into long-term payers rather than consumers with meaningful choice.

  • Dark patterns and hidden exit fees are highlighted as the specific mechanism. The speaker claims Adobe uses:

    • A subscription setup that allegedly pre-selects a plan that looks month-to-month but is tied to a year-long contract.
    • Early termination fees (described as substantial—e.g., “half of everything you had left to pay”) for canceling early.
    • A cancellation funnel with menus, prompts, and delays designed to exhaust the user into giving up.
    • The cancellation process is explicitly called a “dark pattern.”

  • Legal and regulatory action is used to support the criticism. The video states that in 2024, the U.S. Department of Justice and the FTC sued Adobe over allegedly trapping customers using hidden fees and difficult cancellation processes, including naming executives personally. Adobe is described as paying a $150 million settlement while denying wrongdoing.

  • Adobe’s financials are presented as “record revenue” but punished by the market. It cites $23.8B revenue (described as record/best year), but claims Adobe’s stock has fallen roughly ~65% from its peak despite broader tech market strength. The video’s argument: market reaction reflects structural problems, not short-term sales.

  • “Technofeudalism / rentier capitalism” framing explains why the strategy is unsustainable. The commentary broadens from Adobe into a larger economic critique: large platforms extract rent instead of competing continuously through value. It references:

    • Technofeudalism (enclosures and rent extraction).
    • A rentier model where returns come from controlling necessities rather than producing.
    • A Davos quote about rentier capitalism: private property rights outperform returns from production, with competition suppressed to keep supply scarce.

  • Adobe’s past dominance is portrayed as monopolistic consolidation. The video recounts Adobe’s rise through key formats and tools:

    • PostScript (supporting professional printing).
    • PDF, which became a global standard.
    • Photoshop, described as becoming so entrenched that “to Photoshop” became a verb.
    • The claim is that Adobe suppressed rivals by buying or burying competitors (e.g., FreeHand, Macromedia, and the rise/entrenchment of Illustrator and related tools), maintaining dominance through acquisitions.

  • Price hikes + AI add-ons are criticized as an “AI tax.” The video claims Adobe raised prices and bundled Firefly (its AI offering) in ways that increase costs for some users, while those who downgrade receive dramatically reduced AI credits—effectively described as forcing payment for “mandatory AI nobody asked for.”

  • Creator backlash is linked to expanding AI terms around user content. The video alleges Adobe updated terms to allow automated and human review of user content, triggering major backlash (citing a viral post with millions of views). It claims Adobe later retreated (stating it wouldn’t use personal work to train AI), but distrust is portrayed as lingering.

  • Competitive pressure is presented as the turning point—Adobe fails where others surge. The video highlights multiple threats:

    • Figma: Adobe’s planned $20B acquisition is said to have been blocked by regulators (US/UK/EU). Regulators reportedly feared it would eliminate competition. The deal collapsed, and Adobe is alleged to have paid $1B.
    • Canva: described as buying Affinity and making it free, alongside mention of a large sign-up surge.
    • Blackmagic DaVinci Resolve: mentioned as undercutting video competition (compared to Premier).
    • The broader claim: cheaper or easier tools reduce skill scarcity and lower switching barriers.

  • Generative AI is argued to undermine Adobe’s own business. The video claims Firefly and AI features enable image generation from Adobe stock, reducing demand for purchased content—accusing Adobe of cannibalizing its own revenue without monetizing AI effectively compared to competitors.

  • Stock crash is framed as a “reckoning,” not just a financial dip. Adobe is described as still posting strong revenue, but the stock decline is attributed to fear about future viability and loss of customer loyalty.

  • Final warning: Adobe lacks an “AI bailout” if competition returns. The video argues that when other tech firms faced trouble, AI money functioned as a lifeline. For Adobe, it claims AI is instead “holding the axe,” making the situation more dangerous rather than salvific.

Presenters / Contributors

  • Narrator / speaker (unnamed in the subtitles)
  • CEO of Adobe (quoted; unnamed)
  • Slavoj Žižek–like reference? (subtitles mention “Slovenian philosopher Slavage Deve” — likely a missubscription; the commentator name is unclear)
  • Janus Varufakis
  • Brett Christophers
  • World Economic Forum economists (referenced via a quoted talk; individuals not named)

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