curvy walls 💀😭

The Setup

Mia panics over a photo, insisting it makes her look “enormous.” Her friend reminds her that her long-distance boyfriend, Chris, has never actually met her. Chris is due to visit next week, and Mia has apparently been sending him carefully filtered pictures.

The Clues

When the guys compare notes, Mia’s coworker helps unravel the illusion. Mia claims she goes to the gym every morning, but mostly takes mirror selfies before heading to work. She also asked for a 12-week workout plan, then turned its two rest days into twelve.

Her “salads” turn out to include crispy chicken, ranch, bacon, and fries. The biggest giveaway is the background: walls bend, bathroom tiles look melted, and even Mia’s proportions seem warped. Her explanations—“architectural style,” humidity, and genetics—only make the photos more suspicious.

As Chris’s visit approaches, one man says he’s going to break up with Mia in person. His friend has a different plan: he just wants to see whether the walls bend when Mia is standing there.

Personalities

• Mia: Chris’s long-distance girlfriend, who uses photo edits and misleading claims about her workouts and diet.
• Chris: Mia’s boyfriend, who is due to visit next week and has never met her in person.
• Mia’s friend: Reminds her that Chris has never seen her in person.
• Mia’s coworker: Exposes Mia’s gym and photo-editing tricks.