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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - Movie Review
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Overall Setup
The review opens by highlighting the speaker’s long-running disdain for Mortal Kombat: Annihilation—a sequel to the 1995 film. The reviewer and their brother quickly agree that it isn’t as good as the original.
The main “hang-up” is that it’s painful/hard to get through, and the video essentially reads as a guided takedown.
Main Critique / Plot Framing
- The movie includes a recap, but the reviewer argues it backfires: if you’re watching Annihilation, you’ve likely already seen the first film.
- The recap mostly underlines how drastically worse this movie looks.
- The story is described as “just a series of fights” instead of a cohesive, character-driven plot.
- While there’s an invasion/Outworld premise, the reviewer says there’s not enough narrative glue to justify the matches—or make you care.
Standout Highlights & Recurring Jokes/Reactions
- Shao Kahn laughing through the dialogue
- The reviewer repeatedly points out that Shao Kahn sounds like he’s holding back amusement, making the villain feel oddly out of place.
- Johnny Cage’s death in the intro
- The reviewer notes that Johnny Cage is played by a different actor than in the first movie.
- They joke the death could’ve been handled better, while acknowledging there’s at least some timeline justification.
- “Porn-quality acting”
- The review criticizes the acting as stiff and unintentionally awkward, repeatedly calling out delivery and emotion that don’t land.
- Bad CGI and green screen problems
- Multiple examples are cited, including visible seams/sky artifacts and instances where characters/backgrounds clip through each other.
Lore & Character Relationship Failures
The reviewer’s biggest disappointment is the lack of Mortal Kombat character and lore integration—it feels like someone unfamiliar with the games slapped concepts together.
A pointed example:
- Smoke and Sub-Zero’s relationship
- The reviewer acknowledges the story potential (Smoke assimilated into a cyborg state),
- but says the movie reduces it to simplistic beats: “freeze, then kick him, then blow him up.”
They also criticize the movie for not making matchups feel earned:
- Matchups don’t make sense
- The reviewer contrasts expected rival pairings (including who Mileena “should” fight) versus what the movie delivers.
- They argue the fights are mostly non-canon arcade-style combinations chosen to happen, rather than based on established relationships.
Sonya and Jax are another major frustration:
- They’re supposed to be tight partners, but Jax is confused the whole time while Sonya never explains anything.
- The reviewer’s frustration comes from how the film keeps characters in the dark and treats it like it doesn’t matter.
Action Moments and “So Bad It’s Memorable” Bits
- A joke frames Shao Kahn ordering a “poker face” while forcing victims to beg for their lives—portrayed as a dumb boss routine.
- Editing makes geography incomprehensible
- Locations and transitions feel like instant teleportation/fast travel, not real movement.
- The reviewer “checks out” a Shiva fight and moves on, implying it’s also not satisfying.
- Animalities receive special attention
- The reviewer says they feel underwhelming and notes the movie oddly treats them like they’re somehow canon.
- They single out that the Animality CGI/dragon looks especially bad—“like something drawn by a child”—making it one of the most notorious parts of the movie.
- They also note there are no Babalities.
Final Verdict
The reviewer contrasts:
- Mortal Kombat (the first movie): framed as an earnest attempt to bring lore and characters to film, with recognizable villain charisma.
- Annihilation: framed as fight scenes stitched together without coherent storytelling.
They conclude that Annihilation is among the worst video game adaptations, and should be enjoyed only as a “shit-talk fest” with friends, not something to watch seriously in silence.
Ending punchline: “Mortal Kombat Annihilation is dog [bleep] Fatality,” i.e., their worst-of-the-worst rating.
Personalities Mentioned (Appearing in the Video)
- Shao Kahn
- Johnny Cage
- Raiden (and his stunt double)
- Reptile
- Sub-Zero
- Smoke
- Mileena
- Sonya
- Jax
- Cyrax
- Liu Kang
- Shang Tsung (referenced via comparison to MK11)
- Rain, Jade, Sindel, Shiva, Nightwolf (referenced in the critique)