S1:E2 | A new take on Malayalis Gaming, North Indian Abuses and IPhones!!! - Kerala Stand Up Comedy

Summary

Vishnu Pai opens with his father complaining that playing games on a PS5 is unproductive. He counters that his great-grandfather was productive enough to have 20 children, then turns the gaming theme into a joke about being a “third-person shooter” who mostly watches.

Insults and Wordplay

Pai shares inventive insults he has heard from North Indians, including a Bihari man’s bizarre threat to throw his penis. After explaining the insult, he jokes that it made him wonder whether he had missed some kind of upgrade—and imagines how dangerous the ability would be if men did not have to “declare” it.

iPhone Routine

He teases the old iPhone charger “caste system” and recalls buying an iPhone 12 without a charger, thinking it might run on solar power. When he learns it needs an older iPhone charger, he jokes that he would have to buy an iPhone 11 just to charge his new phone.

He also asks audience members whether they bought their iPhones on EMI or received them as gifts. In another joke, he mistakes a beggar’s ringing iPhone for his own.

Audience Banter

To close, Pai asks a 20-year-old audience member what he studies and learns that he is studying physiotherapy. Pai jokes that another person grabbing the student’s thigh must be helping him revise for an exam.

Personalities

• Vishnu Pai: The comedian
• Audience members: Several unnamed attendees