Summary of "Красная Плесень - Муха Ссыкатуха (Панк Версия Сказки)"

Overview

This is a frantic, filthy punk retelling of the children’s tale “Муха-Цокотуха.” It’s a singalong chaos piece full of crude jokes, violent slapstick and over‑the‑top characters — a punk shock‑humor parody rather than a faithful children’s story.

Repeated refrain (song hook): “I walked, walked, walked… I found bucks”

Main plot

A boastful Fly strolls across a field (“I walked, walked… I found bucks”) and, after finding money, hosts a drunken party.
A perverted Spider arrives, ties the Fly up and attempts to sexually assault her, which triggers a violent, grotesque brawl among the insect guests.
Various insects intervene:
- A terrified May beetle begs for mercy and offers ransom in a crude, comic way.
- A Grasshopper shows up with absurd sexual props used for shock comedy.
- A battered Mosquito transforms from victim to avenger and takes revenge on the Spider.
A maniac Cockroach appears and escalates the chaos into grosser mayhem.
The Spider and Cockroach are eventually defeated amid triumphant chants and audience‑style celebration.
After the beating, the Fly and the Mosquito awkwardly marry despite mutilations; Doctor Aibolit stitches people up and prosthetic jokes are made.
The party resumes with crabs, worms and drunken revelry, ending on victorious choruses (“Hurray — we defeated the spider and the cockroach”) and punk‑style obscene punchlines.

Highlights & memorable moments

The lazy, triumphant refrain (“I walked, walked, walked… I found bucks”) becomes the song’s recurring hook.
Outrageous sexual jokes and imagery are constant (cucumber/penis gags, threats of anal torture, cockroach as “sexual giant”), used for shock‑comedy.
Comic set pieces include:
- The May beetle begging to be spared and offering a crude ransom.
- The Mosquito’s arc from victim to avenger.
- The Cockroach’s manic, escalating entrance.
Silly non‑sequitur and pop‑culture riffs: Kolobok cameo, an “Aria”/rock‑opera mockery, and deliberate mixing of fairy‑tale elements with adult filth.
Performance vibe: loud punk music, shouted lines, audience applause moments and repeated victory chants that turn the violent finale into a triumphant singalong.

Tone and warnings

This is intentionally vulgar, grotesque and offensive. It contains explicit sexual and violent content used for shock humor.
The summary avoids reproducing raw profanity, but explicit language and sexual content pervade the performance.

Characters / personalities

The Fly (Муха‑Цокотуха) — party‑girl protagonist
The Spider (паук) — antagonist, pervert/assailant
The Mosquito (комар) — avenger/hero
The Cockroach (таракaн) — maniac attacker
May beetle / Beetle (жук) — frightened guest
Grasshopper (кузнечик) — crude comic figure
Kolobok — cameo character
Doctor Aibolit — stitches up victims; prosthetics gag
Various guests — crabs, worms, dancers, “girls” and other insect extras
Performers / band (Красная Плесень) — narrators/singers delivering the punk version

(Explicit language and sexual content pervade the performance; this summary intentionally avoids repeating raw profanity.)