Mumbles Drive-Thru with SubTitles

Summary

Mumbles takes his confusing act to the drive-thru, asking for a string of increasingly bizarre, barely comprehensible menu items: “circular fluff” speakers, “Wendy McNuggy Nuggets,” an “airline burger,” and even a smoothie featuring a farting dog and Justin Bieber.

The workers repeatedly try to make sense of him, explaining that they don’t sell the items—or, in one case, that he’s called Taco Bell, not a hamburger place. One employee points him toward McDonald’s, prompting Mumbles to agree while adding that the food comes with a “tantrum circle.”

He continues with requests for Count Dooku’s donuts, a Flyers-related celebration, and a “Jalen burger” on angel food cake. The final recurring gag is his insistence that McDonald’s must have a “Folsom Prison chicken sandwich,” which the worker politely denies.

The comedy comes from Mumbles’ nonsense orders and the employees’ increasingly baffled, patient reactions.

Personalities

• Mumbles: The prankster customer.
• Drive-thru employees: Several workers who try to understand his requests.