HOW TO AVOID YOUR EX | Anwar Jibawi

Overview

The video opens with Anwar trying to give breakup advice to a friend (or “you”): it still hurts, but you should take it day by day and you’ll move on.

Then the ex shows up, and the conversation quickly derails into panic and distraction as Anwar ducks out.

The “Throwback” Zolton Machine

They stumble upon a strange throwback, arcade-style “Zolton” machine, which becomes the centerpiece of the bit:

• A coin goes in.
• The machine declares itself as “Zoltan,” “reveler of truth.”
• It asks whether the person and their partner will last.
• Zoltan answers with dramatic certainty: absolutely not.

Over-the-Top Breakup Prophecy

Zoltan then “judges” the situation and delivers an exaggerated breakup prophecy:

• It claims the ex was actually the right one.
• The other lover is portrayed as a mistake.

When the person jokes defensively about the ex—calling him a “huge loser” and making comments like his height and how he “looks like” her ex’s little-brother-ish vibe—Zoltan counters with fake “logic,” then pivots into intense emotional justification.

It provides detailed excuses for why the ex cared, such as:

• remembering preferences
• avoiding discomfort
• generally doing his best

The “Face of a Cheater” Twist

The tone flips again when Zoltan drops a bombshell:

• The person is “cursed” with “the face of a cheater.”

This triggers immediate, funny fallout—accusations like:

• “Are you cheating on me?”

The distrust escalates fast from there.

The Argument Becomes the Joke

The conflict becomes increasingly absurd:

• The partner demands to check the other person’s phone.
• The other refuses, calling it an invasion of privacy.
• The refusal turns into a standoff with “count to three” energy.

Then the reveal hits:

• The machine is broken.
• Zoltan has been guessing.
• The person’s emotional reaction is fully irrational.

Finally, the punchline lands:

• The person admits the machine isn’t even plugged in.
• Anwar mocks it afterward: “Zoltan doesn’t feel pain. I felt that one.”

Key Jokes / Highlights

• Zoltan machine giving fake “prophecy” with extreme dramatic intensity.
• Roast-style jokes about the ex’s height and comparing him to a “little brother” in a photo.
• Zoltan’s made-up “empathy” explanation for the ex (e.g., car sickness, sesame seeds, etc.).
• The “cheater face” accusation spiraling into a ridiculous demand to check a phone.
• The twist: the machine is broken / unplugged—meaning the whole emotional conflict is based on nonsense.

Performers / Personalities

• Anwar Jibawi (main personality)