Creepypasta Loquendo - Wish i Wish (RETAKE)

Summary

Nine-year-old Jonathan looks back on Halloween 1986, when he hoped a quiet night might ease the tension between his constantly arguing parents. Left home alone in his cheap Michael Myers costume, he tunes the TV to a strange channel and discovers Wish I Wish, a bizarre show hosted by the sinister clowns Buba and Kiki. They promise to grant guests’ wishes—though their idea of “help” is horrifyingly literal.

At first, the show seems almost harmless: Jimmy wishes for a bicycle and gets one. But when Chris asks to see the biggest car crash ever, Kiki deliberately scatters pins in Jimmy’s path, sending him into traffic and causing a catastrophic pileup. The clowns celebrate with a jaunty dance and canned applause.

The show’s other wishes are even crueler. Vincent is reunited with his missing son, only for Kiki to kill the boy in front of him. Lily’s pregnancy is magically ended, but the “solution” produces a monstrous clown baby that attacks her while the audience laughs.

After an hour of watching the nightmare unfold, Jonathan realizes Buba is addressing him. Asked for his deepest wish, he begs for his parents to stop fighting. The show ends—and Jonathan later learns that his parents survived a terrible accident but were left unable to fight: their limbs and jaws had been removed. He is taken in by relatives, haunted by guilt and convinced that his wish has been granted in the most grotesque way possible.

Years later, Jonathan finds the program’s website. Its “reaction” videos reveal that the clowns have been secretly recording viewers’ terror and selling the footage. He finds a clip of himself as a child, priced at $150, and watches it despite knowing he shouldn’t.

The final sting: the archive continues through 1991, and the site’s closing message promises, “See you next year.”

Characters

• Jonathan — The narrator, whose childhood is shattered by the broadcast.
• Buba — The show’s smiling, sinister host.
• Kiki — Buba’s gaunt, silent accomplice, who carries out the wishes.
• Jimmy, Chris Harrington, Vincent Bonavery, and Lily Vintaro — Guests whose wishes become horrific spectacles.
• Jonathan’s parents, uncle, and aunt — His family.