Hidden Camera Prank...Always Teste

Summary

Always Teste comes to a loan office looking for money, explaining that he met a man named Tony outside who said he could help. When asked for his details, he gives “Always” as his first name and “Teste” as his last. He says he has just one phone, which he “only just paid for.”

The loan officer explains that he needs to own a home to refinance. Always counters with a plan: put the loan in his 87-year-old neighbor John’s name without telling him. For extra reassurance, he admits that he once stole John’s car and John didn’t notice it was gone for six months.

The officer points out that using someone else’s name would be illegal, but Always insists that paying the monthly bill makes it okay. After a brief bathroom break to “gather his thoughts,” Always returns with the same scheme and claims the employee had promised to help him. He even offers to share some of the money.

The prank finally becomes clear when Always is told that the man who brought him in had set him up. The staff keep their composure as his increasingly outrageous explanations pile up.

Personalities Featured

• Always Teste — The eccentric loan applicant
• Neil/Neal — The loan-office employee
• Tony — The man Always says he met outside and who helped set up the prank