I FORCED Myself to Play Xenoblade Chronicles X

Overview

This video is a first-time player’s “forced entry” into Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition—starting with dread about how long the game is, then turning into surprise at just how much depth (and work) it has.

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Main Plot / Setup

• The narrator explains they’ve never played Xenoblade before, but want this to be their “entry point.”
• They rewind the series’ background:
  • Xenoblade X originally released on Wii U (2015).
  • It struggled due to the smaller audience and took years to reach newer platforms.

Story begins

• Earth gets obliterated during an alien war.
• A few humans escape on massive ships, including the White Whale, which crashes on the planet Mea.
• The player character is recruited into Blade and tasked with surviving and rebuilding.
• Gameplay centers on missions across a huge open-world city base: New Los Angeles, while humanity tries not to die.

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Early Impressions: “Too Much JRPG… but Okay”

• The narrator is overwhelmed by how many systems the game throws at you instantly.
• They like the idea of a create-your-own character, but joke that custom characters often feel lifeless in games.

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Combat Highlights (and How the Narrator Survives It)

Combat is described as complex but memorable:

• Lock-on + an Arts list with cooldowns.
• Letting arts charge longer makes them stronger.
• A party system where teammates give Shad/Cue prompts; matching your art to the prompt gives bonuses.
• Using arts before cooldown is managed via a cooldown gauge.
• TP builds for stronger techniques.
• Mid-fight “soul challenge” mini QTE: press B when a circle appears to restore morale and potentially gain TP.

They admit the system sounds impossible at first—but they genuinely retain it.

“Sounds impossible at first” → “actually sticking with it” is the core turnaround here.

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Missions: Story vs. Busywork

Missions come in multiple types:

• Story missions
  • Include level checks and weird requirement checklists.
• Affinity missions
  • Deepen party members, but can feel like filler.
  • Sometimes require specific characters and even specific in-game timing/weather.
• Normal side quests
  • Often become fetch-quest busywork, including leaving New LA just to talk to people.
• Repeatable grinding missions
  • Run in the background for XP/cash.

A recurring theme: the game’s requirements are not always explained well, so the narrator leans on Google more than they want.

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World Exploration: Impressive Danger

• The map is praised as one of the best open worlds the narrator has experienced on Switch.
• Enemies are not level-scaled, causing constant “you’re not supposed to be here” moments.
  • Example vibe: walk past something small, then suddenly a massive level 92 threat appears.
• Tyrants are presented as tougher mini-bosses with reward potential.
  • Some have special spawn conditions.

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Frontier Nav (Love/Hate)

Progression ties into Frontier Nav:

• Find probe sites and install probes
• Unlock fast travel
• Survey completion
• Generate revenue over time

Revenue includes meranium and money for upgrades.

The narrator calls it clunky early on and feels like unnecessary micromanagement, though they later understand it more and appreciate it.

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“The Best Moment”: Getting Skells

The biggest turning point is acquiring Skells (giant mechs).

• Before Skells:
  • Walking and fighting feel slow and painful.
• After Skells:
  • Exploration becomes faster and combat feels more epic.
  • They name theirs “Beep boop.”
  • Insurance is joked about:
    • “State Farm is coming in with a clutch” (free revives, then repair costs later)

After this, the narrator basically never wants to walk around on foot again.

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Switch Performance and Visuals (How the Port Holds Up)

The narrator is impressed it runs well on Switch:

• Mostly 30 FPS, with minor dips.
• No constant loading when traversing the map.
• Quick loading screens overall.

Visual limitations

• Draw distance issues and asset “popping”
  • Certain items/markers may not appear until you’re close.

They compare it to recently playing Horizon Forbidden West, which makes Xenoblade X feel visually dated at first—but still “stunning for the Switch.”

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Biggest Complaints: Pacing, Tutorials, and Tatsu

Pacing & onboarding

• The story can be engaging, but the opening has tons of filler and long cutscenes.

Tatsu as the irritation point

• Tatsu becomes the narrator’s recurring annoyance:
  • Looks like a “food-like” gag character (reactions repeatedly mention this)
  • Talks oddly (skipping words, baby-like voice)
  • Appears in long dialogue moments

Poor explanations

• Pop-up tutorials are too quick and text-heavy.
• Key systems (like Frontier Nav and respawning destroyed Mac/Skells) can feel unclear.
• Again, they resort to outside research.

Controls & audio

• Controls are described as awkward (with a joke about the jump button being ZR).
• Music is praised for style but criticized for being mixed in odd ways:
  • Rap vocals sometimes play over dialogue during cutscenes, making important lines hard to hear.

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Overall Takeaway

Despite the chaos and onboarding problems, the narrator ends up enjoying the game much more than expected—crediting Monolith Soft’s ambition and polish, even if pacing and system explanations could be better.

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Jokes / Standout Reactions

• “Absolute Hecker Xenoblade carnicle X Definitive Edition” (wild hype wording)
• Fear of spending 50+ hours turns into genuine combat/system retention
• “This is the definition of a fetch quest.”
• “State Farm is coming in with a clutch” (Skell insurance)
• “Tatsu… everyone keeps making the same joke about him looking like food.”
• “Nintendo Switch limitations” cause frustrating item spotting due to draw distance
• Background rap vocals drowning dialogue in cutscenes

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Notable Personalities Mentioned (Characters)

• The narrator/creator (self-described first-time Xenoblade player)
• Tatsu (quirky fuzzy creature character)
• Beep boop (name given to their Skell)

Key game groups/roles (not personalities)

• Blade
• New Los Angeles
• Frontier Nav
• Skells