スカッと迷言集～不動産王～【2chショート】#shorts

Quick recap

A short, satisfying “don’t under‑estimate me” clip where an apparently unemployed protagonist quietly flips the script on a boastful, insulting uncle — ending with a public comeuppance.

Plot / highlights

• At a family gathering the protagonist (in his 30s and supposedly unemployed) is publicly insulted by his boastful uncle, who loudly proclaims:

  “I’m a CEO, 50 million yen salary!”

• The uncle’s son, Takashi, piles on with a sarcastic jab, offering an 800‑yen/hour cleaning job.

• The protagonist stays calm and says he’s fine with his current work.
• The uncle mocks that he “makes money on the internet.” At that moment the protagonist’s phone rings.
• He answers on speaker in a professional voice, implying he’s coordinating a large real‑estate deal — referencing “a 500 million yen acquisition” that’s about to become contentious with a construction company.
• Hearing the business call visibly confuses the uncle. The protagonist then reveals he’s actually a private investor and local real‑estate owner, and claims he was a judge on a project the uncle’s company targeted — even revealing he recorded the uncle’s abusive remarks.
• The short ends with the uncle and his son left speechless; the protagonist’s reveal serves as the satisfying payback.

Notable jokes and reactions

• Uncle’s loud flex: “I’m a CEO, 50 million yen!”
• Takashi’s deadpan put‑down: “Want to hire him for cleaning at 800 yen?”
• The speakerphone stunt — transforming the “unemployed” image into a heavyweight on a big deal — acts as the punchline.
• The reveal of a recorded insult functions as the final mic drop.

Personalities shown

• Protagonist / narrator: the alleged “unemployed” man who turns out to be a real‑estate investor
• Uncle: boastful and insulting
• Uncle’s son — Takashi: joins in the ridicule
• Phone contact / “Ichi‑san” / implied business associates: heard on speaker and used to boost the protagonist’s credibility

Notes

• Some subtitle lines are garbled, so minor details are unclear, but the central twist — the protagonist revealing real clout and exacting comeuppance — is clear.