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They Really Thought They Were Back 😭🙏🏻
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Manchester United’s 0–2 Loss to Chelsea
The video turns Manchester United’s defeat into a running comedy routine. The narrator jokes that Amazon should rename the club’s documentary All or Nothing to Nothing, then says United made Chelsea look like Barcelona at their peak.
The biggest laugh comes when United celebrate a goal with what the narrator calls a full choreography—only for the goal to be disallowed. The video also pokes fun at Michael Carrick’s midfield rotations, comparing his lineup choices to shuffling a Spotify playlist and hoping for the best.
Lisandro Martínez is mocked for getting drawn into a confrontation after Morgan Rogers made him look silly, while Matheus Cunha’s “highlights” provide another grim punchline.
The recap closes by noting Carrick’s reported seven points from 11 Premier League matches, contrasting that record with fans’ earlier hopes that he could lead United to the league title. The narrator’s verdict: at this rate, they’d be competing for the Championship instead.
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Michael Carrick, Cole Palmer, Morgan Rogers, Lisandro Martínez, and Matheus Cunha.
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