10 Things You Should Never Say OR DO At Work ! #5 😂COMEDY😂 ( David Spates )

Ten Spectacularly Bad Ways to Get Fired at Work

David Spates and John Ollie run through ten ways to get fired, with each warning played out as a sketch:

1. Hinting you’re wanted by the police: After being offered a promotion, an employee tells his boss that if the police show up, his name is “Thomas.” The hosts point out that work is exactly where the police would look.

2. Blowing off a long lunch: Caught returning from a two-hour lunch, the employee complains that he came back too early—and is promptly fired.

3. Making personal calls on company time: One worker insists his call is business, even as the conversation makes it obvious it isn’t. The advice: if you must make personal calls, use your own phone.

4. Being crude when asked to do a task: Asked to file reports, John fires back with a vulgar “file these nuts” joke. The boss doesn’t appreciate it.

5. Insulting your boss over personal problems: A stressed employee tells his boss to get out of his face. The hosts remind viewers not to bring home drama into the workplace.

6. Propositioning your boss’s spouse: John asks his boss whether he can sleep with the boss’s beautiful wife. The boss fires him, and John tries to leave with the wife’s picture.

7. Watching pornography at work: An employee denies watching porn, but the boss fires him anyway. The hosts clarify that they’re not saying not to watch it—just not to do it at work.

8. Refusing a random drug test: An employee suddenly can’t provide a urine sample and gets fired. The joke advice is to have clean urine ready—or enough weed to share with the boss.

9. Commenting on your boss’s body: Dave tells his boss she has “nice titties” and is immediately fired. The hosts advise never letting a boss know you imagine them naked, with a joking exception for Halle Berry.

10. Ending a presentation by dropping your pants: After a polished, office-friendly presentation, an employee barges in, moons the room, and calls it his presentation. Naturally, he’s fired.

Ending and Featured Personalities

The video ends with loose, chaotic outtakes, including repeated “you’re fired” bits, more body-related jokes, and the hosts cracking up over the sketches.

Personalities featured: David Spates and John Ollie (hosts), along with recurring boss and employee characters, including Mr. Lindo and Miss Thomas.